Comebacks (To Pick-up Lines)

Ok, I admit it. These comebacks are primarily going to be used by women, so this is really a "girls" page! Women are always being "hit on" in bars and at parties and other social events by guys using their best "pick-up" lines and in many cases, they're not interested in further conversation with these guys so they need a good way to get rid of them. Getting the message accross to some of these "boys" can be difficult (especially if they have been drinking) so a "cutting" response helps.

The problem often is that the situation arises quickly and most often, you can't think of something good to say right then and there. You'll think of something later that you should have said, but then it's too late. Instead, you need to think of a retort ahead of time so you'll be ready to respond instantly, and that is what these cartoons are for.

(Now I don't want to be sexist here guys, so if women you don't like are trying to pick you up, you can use them too!)

They'll work.

Memorize them and then try one.

Cheers,

Darry

Good Comeback Line


Funny Comeback Line


Excellent Comeback Line


Witty Comeback Line


Comic Comeback Line



PS
These would be GREAT CONVERSATION STARTERS on a t-shirt for a pub or a party. Click on the picture below for more info.

Funny T-shirt

Cartoons (From This Comebacks Page)

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Please note that the "What's New?" section below is updated whenever something I think is funny comes along, therefore some of these "New" blogs further down the page may already have been replaced by the time you click on them!

What's New?

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    Aug 08, 17 12:00 AM

    This is a long, slow song, but you should know it! (By the way, I had to change programs so the format is a little different.)

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  2. New "Thinkers" Joke

    Jul 31, 17 12:00 AM

    There's a new Thinkers Joke (cartoon) for you if you've got a minute. It's the one on the right of the top row. (You'll get it.)

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  3. What's Your Sense Of Humor?

    Jul 20, 17 12:00 AM

    Just changed the joke on my main website page where you can vote whether it's funny or not, so I'll know what interests you. (It's about 1/4 of the way down the page.) It involves "The Flu!"

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  4. Sing Along To "Ruby Baby"

    Jul 15, 17 12:00 AM

    Here's an old rock song you can belt out! It was made famous by Dion And The Belmonts. (Lyrics are included.)

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  5. Funny Picture - "Spelling"

    Jul 15, 17 12:00 AM

    This is so true! Take a minute to take a quick look at the top picture.

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