Funny News
Here's the Funny News from around the world (at least according to Google).
I know it's easy to get bad news. Our radios, TVs and newspapers are filled with it.
However, I wanted to get humorous news stories delivered to this page so that you can comment on them.
Are they really funny?
Right below is a link that continually spits out what the world thinks is funny. Do you?
It's so hard to know what some people are going to find humorous while others just won't. I've given up trying. But you have a chance here to voice your opinion if you want. (Or you can just watch the link below and see what Google thinks is funny in the world today. )
Pick any of the news stories above and click on it. Then click your back arrow at the top left of your page and come back here and tell us what you think.
(I'll start YOUR OWN PAGE on this site and others will be able to comment on your response.) In fact, you'll be able to copy the URL for the page and send it to your friends so they can read it.
Become a comic critic!
Did They Miss Something?
Do you know about some funny news going on in the world right now that's not being reported above? If you do tell us below and I'll start your own web page about it and maybe you'll be the one who spreads a laugh around the world!
Tell us your funny news.
Here's Your Chance...
Comment below on Google's Funny News and get your response posted own web page while you're at it! Was it funny or not?
Here's Some Funny News I Thought I'd Pass On -
(What's The World Coming To?)
ONE
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.
I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
"We don't have half dozen nuggets", said the teenager at the counter.
"You don't?" I replied.
"We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply.
"So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?"
"That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets!
(Unbelievable but sadly true.)
TWO
I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.
After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.
Not finding the bar code, she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?"
I said to her "I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today."
She said "OK," and I paid her for the things and left.
She had no clue to what had just happened.
THREE
A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."
(Keep shuddering!)
FOUR
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you need some help?" I asked.
She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?"
"Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked.
"No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."
(PLEASE, just lay down before you hurt yourself!)
FIVE
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use paper from the photocopier", the secretary told her.
With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.
(Brunette, by the way!)
SIX
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants.
The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, "I just gave him some ant killer......."
Dispatcher: "Rush him in to emergency!"
(I guess this isn't really funny news. It's actually a little sad.)
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What's New?
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Most Recent Joke
Mar 04, 24 12:00 AM
Check out the latest smile here! -
Funny Quotes
Dec 15, 23 07:20 PM
This page consists of funny quotes that somebody else said while I wish it had been me! -
Don't Worry - Be Happy
Mar 03, 23 12:00 AM
Need a "pick-me-up"? Here's a singalong song that you can easily participate in. Join me in the video as the words are included. It'll be the second song on the page -
Tom Dooley
Jul 09, 22 12:00 AM
Got bored and decided to redo this song with a different presentation. Have a look if you're curious. (You can sing along with it as well!) -
Going Way Back In Rock And Roll - Dede Dinah
Oct 24, 21 12:00 AM
Here's an oldie for you that was done originally by Frankie Avalon (before he met Anette)! Sing along if you want.
Before You Go...
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