Get a birthday card laugh from this one that revolves around the theme of "What's good about aging?" (Of course there is nothing good about aging that I can see and that's what makes it funny.)
And, of course, based on the theme, I would use it for older people. They already know that "The Golden Years" are more about rust than shiny metal!
I used to get tired of hearing old people talk about their aches and pains and operations. Now I do that with my friends!
Anyway, add the following verse to a blank card for a "yuk"..
One of the good things about getting older is [ ]you are released first in a hostage situation [ ]you don't have to run into a burning building [ ]you can hold a party and the neighbors won't notice [ ]we learn what is important in our lives [ ]your joints are more accurate than The Weather Channel [ ]your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
At last we realize [ ]our investment in health insurance is finally paying off [ ]our arms are almost too short to read the newspaper [ ]how much it means to have a close friend like you [ ]things we buy now don't wear out [ ]you can eat dinner at 4:00 [ ]there is nothing left to learn the hard way.
(These directions are for PC users but will generally be the same for all types of computers and programs.)
Find a card that appeals to you visually on one of the many sites that offer greeting cards on the Internet. (Some suggested sites are listed below.)
Delete the verse from the card and then return to this Birthday Card Laugh page and highlight the verse (above).
Right-click on the highlighted text and click "copy".
Return to the card and place the cursor where you want the verse to appear and click "paste". The text (from above) will then be transferred into your card.
Put a CAPITAL "X" in the brackets beside the words or phrases you want to use in your message.
Add your name and your friend's name.
Then send it or print it off.
If you want to create your own greeting card from your printer, then click above.
Check out another b-day card from this Birthday Card Laugh page.
Here's another one that you may like.
Here's a fourth birthday card that might suit your tastes.
To visit some Internet sites that may have a card you can use, click above.
Still stuck? Click here for more birthday ideas and thoughts.