A birthday card is very often humorous because for some reason we think that getting older is fun! It's not. Trust me, "The Golden Age" is not anywhere near gold. (It's more like tin!)
This verse is short but humorous and will work if you are in a hurry. (Sometimes, the short ones are the best ones.)
Remember that you can print these out or send them in an e-card. I've used them both ways and they seem to work just fine.
Check it out below.
A Birthday Wish for you,
Thinking about [ ]Nostradamus [ ]banana splits [ ]the Flat Earth Society [ ]the bearded lady [ ]the wonderful person you are [ ]chocolate [ ]mood swings [ ]kissing a frog
and wishing you [ ]the wisdom of youth and the energy of old age [ ]your happiest birthday ever [ ]an intellect rivaled only by garden tools [ ]hadn't gotten fired from McDonald's for having a short attention span [ ]were smarter [ ]would drop the charges against me [ ]happy hallucinations [ ]a nervous breakdown.
Enjoy Your Day
(These directions are for PC users but will generally be the same for all types of computers and programs.)
Find a card that appeals to you visually on one of the many sites that offer greeting cards on the Internet. (Some suggested sites are listed below.)
Make sure you can edit words in the card. (Don't pick an "animated" one. They usually can't be altered.)
Delete the verse from the card and then return to this page and highlight the verse (above).
Right-click on the highlighted text and click "copy".
Return to the birthday card and place the cursor where you want the verse to appear and click "paste". The text (from above) will then be transferred into your card.
Put a CAPITAL "X" in the brackets beside the words or phrases you want to use in your message.
Add your name and your friend's name.
Then send it or print it off.
If you want to create your own greeting card from your printer, then click above.
Check out this other b-day card that you may like.
Here's another card that you may like.
Check out this fourth card that may be just what you have been looking for.
Want to see some other greeting cards? Click above.
Visit some Internet sites that may have a card you like (if you're going to print one off.) Don't forget to bookmark this page however.
Still stuck? Click here for more birthday ideas and thoughts.