Forwarded Email

This forwarded email will allow you to connect with people that you haven't communicated with for a while when you really should have.

Send funny email or a joke to them and they'll likely respond immediately because it will put them in a good mood right away and that will make it easy for them to get back to you.

Remember too, funny email on the Internet is plentiful but you didn't "create it" like you can this one. Send funny email that you have personalized and you will be a big hit!

We have all forwarded email on to one of our friends or relatives because we thought it was "cute" or funny. Now you get to initialize the joke and have your friends pass it along to their friends.





Guess what? I've been [ ]exorcised [ ]promoted [ ]voted least likely to have warts [ ]given time off for good behavior [ ]fired [ ]wondering what you're up to

and hoped that, as a result you'd [ ]join me for dinner [ ]come clean [ ]come celebrate with me [ ]stop making those noises in public [ ]meet me for a drink [ ]sell your Batman and Robin coffee cup collection [ ]butt out!

I wanted you to be the first to [ ]admit defeat [ ]seek a pardon [ ]hear the latest news [ ]choke on the news [ ]be voted most likely to re-commit [ ]see a psychiatrist [ ]bite your tongue [ ]break down

since you're so good at [ ]pretending [ ]drinking [ ]purging [ ]celebrating [ ]overeating [ ]foreign languages [ ]upsetting people [ ]welding [ ]poker [ ]cheating [ ]having fun.

To celebrate, I think we should [ ]sacrifice a virgin [ ]drink Ouzo [ ]have dinner [ ]pitch woo [ ]bake brownies [ ]smoke a doobie [ ]eat haggis [ ]go topless [ ]split a beer [ ]take a nap

so that people will know that we're [ ]nuts [ ]happy [ ]uncivilized [ ]rambunctious [ ]wild [ ]weak [ ]vulnerable [ ]disease-free [ ]sadomasochists [ ]wild and crazy.

Let me know.


How To Transfer The Verse From This Template Into Your Email Program

(These directions are for Outlook Express users but will generally be the same for all email programs.)

Open your email program and click on the "Create Mail" button.

Return to this forwarded email page and highlight the verse above.

Right-click on the highlighted text and click "copy".

Return to your email program and in the box below the subject line; click once to get the cursor in the box and then right-click on the mouse and click "paste" and the text (from above) will be transferred into the body of your email.

Put a CAPITAL "X" in the brackets beside the words or phrases you want to use in your message.

Add your name at the end.

If you are sending this email to an individual, then you will also want to type his/her name at the top.

You may then want to enter a word or two in the "Subject" line. (What's the email about?)

Finally, you must enter your friend's email address and click send. (Hopefully, you can just select their email address from your address book.)

Note: If you are sending out an email to more than one person you may want to enter each person's email address in the "BCC" address line so that nobody knows who else you sent the message to.

Reconnect With Friends

Funny Email Messages (From This Forwarded Email Page)

Return to the Funny Email Messages page for more humorous emails.

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Please note that the "What's New?" section below is updated whenever something I think is funny comes along, therefore some of these "New" blogs further down the page may already have been replaced by the time you click on them!

What's New?

  1. Sing Along To "Wonderful World"

    Sep 21, 18 12:00 AM

    Here's and old rock song for you. (Lyrics are included.)

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  2. New Thinkers Joke

    Jul 16, 18 12:00 AM

    For all you English majors and editors, here's a thinkers joke for you! (It'll be the first one at the top, of course.)

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  3. Sing Along To Abigail Beecher

    Jul 01, 18 12:00 AM

    Here's a 60's song including lyrics. Join in.

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  4. Most Recent Joke

    Jun 02, 18 12:00 AM

    OK, here's a Donald Trump joke for you!

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  5. New "Thinkers Joke"

    May 31, 18 12:00 AM

    Can you name the song? It's the first one on the page.

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