Funny Birthday Card

This funny birthday card can be used to send a greeting to someone with a birthday coming up. (Obviously, or you would be using one of the other greeting cards!)

You can use the verse included here in either an e-card or in a printable one, but you should probably print the card off if you have time because that's a much more personal touch than email.

It's fast and easy and will allow you to add your own sense of humor to it.

Your friend or relative will be delighted with the Funny Birthday card!

Check it out below.

Cheers,

Darry


Dear

I hear you're [ ]hung over [ ]doing time [ ]having a birthday [ ]feeling lonely [ ]gaining weight [ ]feeling free [ ]miserable [ ]a wimp [ ]maladjusted [ ]wild and crazy

and that you need [ ]a delousing [ ]new boxer shorts [ ]a tax break [ ]support hose [ ]a nose job [ ]ironing [ ]to celebrate [ ]a lawyer [ ]bifocals [ ]more iron and less lead [ ]Pamela Anderson.

Oh well, have a happy birthday anyway and don’t forget to [ ]put the seat down [ ]put out the cat [ ]party hard [ ]see your shrink [ ]lie about your age [ ]check into the clinic [ ]do your laundry [ ]belch the alphabet [ ]enjoy yourself [ ]put your teeth in [ ]show folks your new thong!


How To Transfer The Verse From This Template Into Your Funny Birthday Card

(These directions are for PC users but will generally be the same for all types of computers and programs.)

Find a card that appeals to you visually on one of the many sites that offer greeting cards on the Internet. (Some suggested sites are listed below.)

Make sure you can edit words in the card. (Don't pick an "animated" one. They usually can't be altered.)

Delete the verse from the card and then return to this page and highlight the verse (above).

Right-click on the highlighted text and click "copy".

Return to the card and place the cursor where you want the verse to appear and click "paste". The text (from above) will then be transferred into your card.

Put a CAPITAL "X" in the brackets beside the words or phrases you want to use in your message.

Add your name and your friend's name.

Then send it or print it off.


Word Card

Create your own greeting card from your printer by following these simple directions.

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Click above to see if this one works for you.

Greeting Card Sites

If you need a card to add my "funny email type" verse to, visit these Internet sites that may have one for you.

More Birthday Ideas

Still stuck? Click here for more birthday ideas and thoughts.


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