Funny Email Thanks

This Funny Email Thanks template should be sent to someone you know who has recently thrown a party that you attended or who has taken you out for dinner or drinks and is generally a good friend.

We often overlook sending someone a "thank you" note because it seems a little "hokey". (Actually, what usually happens is that we procrastinate long enough about sending a note that it finally becomes a moot point!)

With this template, you will get a few laughs and get the "thank you" message across quickly, so you now have no excuse not to send it off right away!

Follow the directions below and you'll win "brownie points" from your friend.

Send it off immediately!


Thanks

Dear

Many thanks for [ ]dinner [ ]not singing [ ]the party [ ]washing your gym clothes [ ]sharing your concerns [ ]providing such a great time [ ]not sharing your opinion [ ]driving me home [ ]driving me crazy [ ]acting normal [ ]acting strange [ ]paying my bail.

I really needed that and hope you're [ ]fully recovered [ ]insured [ ]not allergic to beer [ ]able to get the chocolate stain out of the carpet [ ]feeling the same way [ ]still committed to improving [ ]a forgiving person [ ]still happy [ ]still sane.

People like you are [ ]rare [ ]easily excitable [ ]replaceable [ ]reprehensible [ ]enjoyable [ ]exhausting [ ]annoying [ ]eloquent [ ]employable [ ]pathetic [ ]ribald [ ]fun [ ]fixable [ ]immature [ ]bald

and often [ ]dress weirdly [ ]drool [ ]"snort-laugh" [ ]make waves [ ]mispel wurds [ ]eat tofu [ ]help others [ ]have weird dreams [ ]overeat [ ]fail kindergarten [ ]make life fun.

I hope we can [ ] move the "meth" lab [ ]do it again soon [ ]fix the furniture [ ]calm down your landlord [ ]skip town soon [ ]edit the film quickly [ ]get that "community service" out of the way [ ]talk soon,

but until then, [ ]keep dancing [ ]thanks again [ ]stop whining [ ]send roses [ ]get stuffed [ ]get serious [ ]go crazy [ ]drink carrot juice [ ]plead innocent [ ]attend the "12 Step" Starbucks program [ ]wash your socks [ ]sing karaoke.

Cheers,


How To Transfer This Funny Email Thanks Template Into Your Email Program

(These directions are for Outlook Express users but will generally be the same for all email programs.)

Open your email program and click on the "Create Mail" button.

Return to this Funny Email Thanks page and highlight the verse above.

Right-click on the highlighted text and click "copy".

Return to your email program and in the box below the subject line; click once to get the cursor in the box and then right-click on the mouse and click "paste" and the text (from above) will be transferred into the body of your email.

Put a CAPITAL "X" in the brackets beside the words or phrases you want to use in your message.

Add your name at the end.

If you are sending this Funny Email Thanks email to an individual, then you will also want to type his/her name at the top.

You may then want to enter a word or two in the "Subject" line. (What's the email about?)

Finally, you must enter your friend's email address and click send. (Hopefully, you can just select their email address from your address book.)

Note: If you are sending out an email to more than one person you may want to enter each person's email address in the "BCC" address line so that nobody knows who else you sent the message to.


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