(Words To Live By)
Funny lifelines are cartoons that often contain words of advice disguised in a joke. I've collected them over the years as jokes and recently decided to make them into cartoons.
As new ones come along, I'll add them into this page.
Of course, if you have any you'd like to see made into cartoons, send them to me through my Contact Me page (below) and I'll see what I can do about adding them to this page.
(If I do add them, I'll be happy to give you credit for them.)
Send me a joke that you think would fit in this category or just send me a note.
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Please note that the "What's New?" section below is updated whenever something I think is funny comes along, therefore some of these "New" blogs further down the page may already have been replaced by the time you click on them!
Mar 30, 20 12:00 AM
An old Roy Orbison song - sing it with me. Simple lyrics, but they are included.
If you want to be one of the "stars" in one of my videos, make sure I have a snapshot of you!
Mar 22, 20 12:00 AM
Here's what happens when you "socially isolate" yourself during a pandemic! I wrote this song based on Conway Twitty's hit - "hello Darlin'". Hope you like it.
Mar 15, 20 12:00 AM
If you were alive in the 60's, you already know half the words to this song! Join in.
Mar 09, 20 12:00 AM
Here's a new pun for you. I don't add many to this page because there simply aren't that many new ones. I thought this one was good however, so I put it at the top of the page.
Mar 07, 20 12:00 AM
Lyrics are included. I play it on my 12-string guitar. Join in!
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