Below is a good joke I got recently. Take a look at it and then decide whether you think it's funny or not.
Do you have a better one?
If you've got something you think is funny, then copy and paste it or type it in the form below and I'll put it here and give you credit for it!
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We all get sent funny email messages or funny cartoons from time to time. You can pass them along to your friends.
But why not post them on this site so that many others can enjoy them as well. I simply can't find them all. I need your help! It only takes a minute to copy your joke into the box, then it's done, so spread the fun!
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You've likely spent longer reading this page then you will spend submitting your joke! So go ahead, check out the joke below and then send me a better one.
A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands,gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently. Then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin'. Perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss."
The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek.
Then he blushed. The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
Minutes passed and the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus?"
"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's noo aboot time for a wee cuddle."
The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds.
Then he blushed, and the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
After a while, she again said, "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time you let me put my hand on your leg."
The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee. Then he blushed.
Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch before the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
The young man glanced down with a furrowed brow. "Well, noo," he said, "my thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time."
"Really?" said the lass in a whisper, filled with anticipation. "Aye," said the lad, nodding.
The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request.
Then he said, "Dae ye no' think it's aboot time ye paid me the first three pennies?"
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