I Am Back!

This I Am Back template will let you gage whether or not some of your friends would be interested in getting together for a party or some kind of gathering now that you've returned from a vacation or a business trip.

It is designed to be sent to several people, not just one at a time, so you can "blast" it out to several people at once.

Maybe you'll want to start up a mini-reunion or just a get-together at a bar or a restaurant or your place?

Joke mail will put everybody in the mood for a party and you should get lots of people interested in it.

Try it.

Hey folks,

Just thought I'd let you know that [ ]it's Miller time [ ]I'm back [ ]colon cleansing sucks [ ]the Tooth Fairy is alive and well [ ]I'm swamped [ ]he who laughs last thinks slowest [ ]I think we should have a reunion [ ]we're born naked, wet and hungry and then things get worse,

so, why don't we [ ]circle the wagons [ ]watch a rerun of Little House On The Prairie for decorating tips [ ]check with your parole officer [ ]go fishing to Sea World [ ]get together [ ]act naturally [ ]set our laser printers to STUN [ ]say no to drugs [ ]have a party [ ]have an "out of body" experience.

We could [ ]wish upon a star [ ]skip a car payment [ ]consider a brain transplant [ ]watch the U.S. government argue on CNN [ ]practice safe eating by always using condiments [ ]see who's free next weekend [ ]honk if we want peace and quiet [ ]spend some time alone [ ]call up some of the gang [ ]gather all interested parties,

and then [ ]plan a bash [ ]play hooky [ ]pitch a tent [ ]take ballet lessons [ ]pick a day [ ]call and warn the police [ ]plant some bird seed to see what comes up [ ]rearrange the alphabet.

So, let me know [ ]who your shrink is [ ]why Tarzan doesn't have a beard [ ]why sour cream has an expiration date [ ]what you think [ ]where forest rangers go to get away from it all [ ]if a fly without wings would be called a "walk" [ ]what to do if I see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant [ ]if you'd like to get some people together

and I'll start [ ]baking the brownies [ ]taking speech lessons [ ]making some phone calls [ ]fumigating [ ]warning folks [ ]chewing tobacco [ ]doing my laundry [ ]burning the evidence [ ]my nervous breakdown [ ]the process.


How To Transfer This I Am Back Template Into Your Email Program

(These directions are for Outlook Express users but will generally be the same for all email programs.)

Open your email program and click on the "Create Mail" button.

Return to this I Am Back page and highlight the verse above.

Right-click on the highlighted text and click "copy".

Return to your email program and in the box below the subject line; click once to get the cursor in the box and then right-click on the mouse and click "paste" and the text (from above) will be transferred into the body of your email.

Put a CAPITAL "X" in the brackets beside the words or phrases you want to use in your message.

Add your name at the end.

If you are sending this email to an individual, then you will also want to type his/her name at the top.

You may then want to enter a word or two in the "Subject" line. (What's the email about?) How about, "I Am Back"!

Finally, you must enter your friend's email address and click send. (Hopefully, you can just select their email address from your address book.)

Note: If you are sending out an email to more than one person you may want to enter each person's email address in the "BCC" address line so that nobody knows who else you sent the message to.

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Go to the Funny Email page where you will find many more templates to liven up your correspondence.

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