Quick Note

Here's a Quick Note email template that you can easily send to your friends to reconnect with them or just to get them to respond to you.

Sometimes that's all it takes to get somebody thinking about getting together again at your favorite spot.

With this funny email, you don't have to think about what to say or how to word something. All you have to do is "X" out a few words or phrases and send it off. They'll react.

Try it.

Cheers,

Darry


Dear

Just a quick note to see how you [ ]stay so thin [ ]are feeling [ ]handle bloating [ ]make porridge [ ]upset so many people [ ]are doing [ ]blow milkshakes out your nose

and to find out what's [ ]happening [ ]the big idea [ ]that funny smell [ ]driving you [ ]shakin' [ ]with the purple hair [ ]up.

My life's [ ]as exciting as daytime TV [ ]about to fall apart [ ]the same old, same old [ ]moving forward [ ]moving backward [ ]the pits

and I really have to [ ]get organized [ ]lose some weight [ ]get out more [ ]eat more [ ]take a bath [ ]buy some new underwear [ ]change your underwear.

I hope that you'll [ ]join me in a toast [ ]stay out of the gossip column [ ]eat crow [ ]call me [ ]change your socks [ ]e-mail me [ ]vote for the Rhinoceros Party

because I'm [ ]fantastic [ ]lonely [ ]forlorn [ ]malicious [ ]connected [ ]well endowed [ ]boisterous [ ]a basket case [ ]infected [ ]up for a drink.

Get back to me soon or [ ]I'll cry [ ]I'll report you to the authorities [ ] I'll be sad [ ]I'll give you a wedgie [ ]I'll burn your underwear [ ]I'll bother someone else.

Yours truly,


How To Transfer This Quick Note Template Into Your Email Program

(These directions are for Outlook Express users but will generally be the same for all email programs.)

Open your email program and click on the "Create Mail" button.

Return to this Quick Note page and highlight the verse above.

Right-click on the highlighted text and click "copy".

Return to your email program and in the box below the subject line; click once to get the cursor in the box and then right-click on the mouse and click "paste" and the text (from above) will be transferred into the body of your email.

Put a CAPITAL "X" in the brackets beside the words or phrases you want to use in your message.

Add your name at the end.

If you are sending this email to an individual, then you will also want to type his/her name at the top.

You may then want to enter a word or two in the "Subject" line. (What's the email about?)

Finally, you must enter your friend's email address and click send. (Hopefully, you can just select their email address from your address book.)

Note: If you are sending out an email to more than one person you may want to enter each person's email address in the "BCC" address line so that nobody knows who else you sent the message to.


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