Send funny email to your friends out of the blue. They'll be surprised, even if you send out a lot of mail.
That's because you can add your own brand of humor to this one. It's not just another forwarded email like a lot of the "stuff" that you send them!
This particular one is designed to get someone to respond to your effort. Use it when you want someone to get back to you.
As you know, I'm not much of a [ ]drinker [ ]comedian [ ]writer [ ]phrenologist [ ]surgeon [ ]crustacean [ ]party planner [ ]party "goer" [ ]drug user,
so I thought this short e-mail would [ ]surprise you [ ]upset you [ ]disgust you [ ]update you [ ]nauseate you [ ]inspire you [ ]set you off [ ]blow your mind.
Busy people like us [ ]don't have time for the masses [ ]couldn't care less about others [ ]wonder where the yellow went [ ]drink too much coffee [ ]drink too much [ ]overeat [ ]need an extra hour a day just to write e-mail notes to our friends
because, [ ]our keyboarding speed sucks [ ]our eyes are too bad [ ]our underwear is in a knot [ ]we're terrified [ ]computers are evil [ ]the drugs slow us down [ ]hemorrhoids hurt.
If you get a chance, [ ]try rehab [ ]call my people [ ]call me [ ]e-mail me back [ ]see a psychiatrist [ ]eat your greens [ ]go green [ ]go bananas [ ]get stuffed
so that we can [ ]reconnect [ ]try naked bowling [ ]hit rehab together [ ]find our karma [ ]find our glasses [ ]whine in our wine [ ]say we tried [ ]say we're sorry [ ]procrastinate more.
(These directions are for Outlook Express users but will generally be the same for all email programs.)
Open your email program and click on the "Create Mail" button.
Return to this page and highlight the Send Funny Email verse above.
Right-click on the highlighted text and click "copy".
Return to your email program and in the box below the subject line; click once to get the cursor in the box and then right-click on the mouse and click "paste" and the text (from above) will be transferred into the body of your email.
Put a CAPITAL "X" in the brackets beside the words or phrases you want to use in your message.
Add your name at the end.
If you are sending this email to an individual, then you will also want to type his/her name at the top.
You may then want to enter a word or two in the "Subject" line. (What's the email about?)
Finally, you must enter your friend's email address and click send. (Hopefully, you can just select their email address from your address book.)
Now you are ready to send funny email to all your friends.
Note: If you are sending out an email to more than one person at the same time, you may want to enter each person's email address in the "BCC" address line so that nobody knows who else you sent the message to. Then you would also have to replace the "Dear" at the top of the message with "Hi" or something like that.
Go back to the Funny Email Messages page so that you can find other templates to send to your friends.