Valentine Card

Here's a Valentine card for you because if Valentines Day is just around the corner then it's time for you to start thinking about the love of your life.

(It's also time for you to start thinking about sending him or her a card!)

Now, if either you or your sweetheart has a sense of humor, then maybe something funny like the following verse will be appropriate.

I must warn you however that on this particular day some people's sense of humor disappears and they become very serious. Know your partner and use this card at your own risk!

Cheers,

Darry


Valentine thoughts:

For you my love I promise to [ ]throw away my bunny slippers [ ]eat all my broccoli [ ]love you always [ ]have you committed [ ]hire a private investigator [ ]remove your YouTube picture [ ]escape [ ]sell the Yugo.

There's always a special place [ ]under the sofa [ ]at the asylum [ ]around the corner [ ]near Iceland [ ]at the manicurist's [ ]in the refrigerator [ ]just past the barbed wire [ ]in my heart [ ]in Hollywood

For [ ]you [ ]chocolate [ ]lunatics [ ]hallucinations [ ]breakdowns [ ]air guitars [ ]guilt [ ]bribes [ ]insecurities [ ]valium.

Yours forever,


How to Transfer The Verse From This Template Into Your Valentine Card

(These directions are for PC users but will generally be the same for all types of computers and programs.)

Find a card that appeals to you visually on one of the many sites that offer greeting cards on the Internet. (Some suggested sites are listed below.)

Make sure you can edit words in the card. (Don't pick an "animated" one. They usually can't be altered.)

Delete the verse from the card and then return to this page and highlight the verse (above).

Right-click on the highlighted text and click "copy".

Return to the card and place the cursor where you want the verse to appear and click "paste". The text (from above) will then be transferred into your card.

Put a CAPITAL "X" in the brackets beside the words or phrases you want to use in your message.

Add your name and your Valentine's name.

Then send it or print it off.


Valentine Email

Valentine Card

Note: If you're really running out of time and don't have time to find a Valentine card and print it off or send it on, then click above for my (last ditch) Valentine email. It might work for you. Good luck.

Word Card

See how to make your own Word card from your printer.

Greeting Card Sites

Click above to find some sites where you may find a suitable card where you can use the Valentine template.

Greeting Cards

To find other greeting cards, click above.

Funny Email Messages

To find several different funny email messages that you might want to send to your friends, click above.


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