I find fun gifts, toys and things to read and look at, all over the Internet but sometimes I have trouble deciding if a joke is funny or not, so I need you to help me out!
Read the joke below. Decide if it's funny or not.
Tell me your decision by clicking the button beside the "Yes" or the "No".
Then click on the "Vote" button.
2 clicks and you're done!
Then I'll have a better idea of just what of my readers like.
A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed-up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
The sheepdog, ever-protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed-by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.
That evening, the man brought Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the man started to get those feelings again. He fought the urges as long as he could but
he finally gave-in and leaned over to Hillary and told her he hadn't had sex for months.
Hillary batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.
He said, 'Take the dog for a walk.'
Now why not sign up and get notified every time I add something funny to my site. I don't know how my sense of humor and yours mesh, but try it for a while and see. If we "click", then you'll get some free smiles without having to search for them. (Plus, you'll get to vote on my Home Page joke every time I put one up for evaluation!)
If we don't "mesh", then just opt out and I'll be out of your life.
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Just click on the heading above and it will take you to my Funny Or Not page that has several other jokes to vote on!
(This changes daily, so bookmark the page and come back often to see what funny people have said.)
One of the biggest problems today with the Internet is trying to find what you're looking for because there is too much info about everything! I spend a few hours a day trying to filter out some of the things I find interesting or amusing and that's what I hope you'll like about this site.
It's not overloaded with info!
Yet you can quickly find it here and/or be notified by me (for free) whenever I do find something that appeals to me and might also appeal to you.
The world is full of negative info today. I'll deal with the light side of life to help balance some of that off. So, go ahead, sign up below and let a little smile into your life.
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