Adult Jokes (PG-14)

Adult jokes that are not suitable for a younger audience will go on this PG-14 page. (What a surprise.)

I call them PG 14 jokes. I don't want dirty jokes here. There are lots of other sites where you can find them. Most of them aren't very funny, they're just dirty!

If however, you come across funny email forwards that are a little risque, then copy and paste them here and I'll GIVE YOU YOUR OWN WEB PAGE FOR YOUR EFFORT! It's free, quick and easy. Meanwhile, I'll always keep a couple of jokes on this page so you'll have some idea of the kind of joke that I'm talking about.

What's risque and not just dirty? I don't know. Everybody has their own opinion on that but because it is my website, I guess I'll have to make the call!

I don't want an adult site. I want a site where anybody can find funny email jokes to forward to their friends, no matter what age they are. I realize however that some things are funny but might not be suitable for young kids, so go ahead and post them here.

Here Are Some Examples Of PG 14 Or Adult Jokes


This might give you an idea as to what kind of adult jokes might go on this page:


The Prostate Exam

After my recent prostate exam, which, I must say, was the most thorough I've ever had, the doctor left and the nurse came in. As she shut the door, she asked me a question I didn't want to hear. 

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She said...

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"Who was that guy?"


Interesting Fact About Sex

The frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends on where they were born. Statistics just released from Statistics Canada and The United Nations B.O.H. Team, indicate that:

Canadian men between 60 and 75 years of age, will on average, have sex two to three times per week, whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky.

This has come as very upsetting news to a lot of men I curl with, as none of us had any idea we were Japanese!


Good Joke

So there are some ideas for adult jokes. If you come across any that you think might be suitable for this page then fill out the form below and I'll check it or them out.

If I agree with you and it is funny, then you'll have your own adult jokes page on this site and you can send your friends to it.


Funny Email Jokes (PG 14) Are Somewhat Risque

I'm not looking for dirty jokes here but if you have one that's funny but not suitable for young children, then copy and post it here and I'll put it on YOUR OWN WEB PAGE!

Here are some jokes from others:

Click below to see other jokes in this PG 14 rating.

How Was I Born? Not rated yet
Little Boy: "Dad How Was I Born?" Dad: "Well, Son Ur Mom & I Got Together at Yahoo. We Set up A Date Via E-Mail & Met In A Cyber Cafe. Ur Mom …

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Please note that the "What's New?" section below is updated whenever something I think is funny comes along, therefore some of these "New" blogs further down the page may already have been replaced by the time you click on them!

What's New?

  1. Crocodile Rock - A New Singalong Song

    Feb 15, 19 12:00 AM

    Here's one from Sir Elton that you can sing along with me on. Lyrics are included.

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  2. Sing Along To "Roll Over Beethoven"

    Feb 08, 19 12:00 AM

    I think the Beatles and Chuck Berry did this one. Join me!

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  3. New Singalong Of An Old Song

    Feb 02, 19 12:00 AM

    It's Little Deuce Coupe by The Beach Boys. C'mon and harmonize with me!

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  4. Sing Along To This Dave Clarke Five Oldie

    Jan 11, 19 12:00 AM

    The lyrics are included, so join me and my 12-string on this old rock and roll song. (It'll be the top song.)

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  5. Singalong Song From Rod Stewart

    Dec 06, 18 12:00 AM

    Sing along to "Hot Legs", an oldie for sure. Lyrics are included.

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