Funny dog Emma has some pretty good quips for us humans. The problem is, of course, that she speaks Dog and we speak Human.
Fortunately, I've studied Dog over the years and can pretty well interpret for you (into English) so that you can now enjoy the wit of this dog.
Of course, there often isn't a direct translation between the two languages, so at times it will be my interpretation of what she is saying. However, I think you'll like the results anyway.
Who knew that dogs have a sense of humor? Lassie didn't. The Littlest Hobo didn't. The Tramp (in Lady And The Tramp) did, but he was a cartoon character! Maybe Beethoven did or Marley, but it was hard to tell. That's why I decided to work with Emma.
I must admit, this has been a challenge - but a fun one nonetheless.
So, what does Emma think of all this fuss being made about communicating with humans? Well, let's let her explain in her own video below.
Well, I guess you can see the problems I might have in translation! She does talk a lot however, so check out the photos below to see what I think she's saying.
ART OF DOG GROOMING: Fang shui.
CANINE NEUROSIS: Hydrant phobia.
CHILI DOG: Mexican hairless.
DOG BREEDER: Cur salesman.
DOG CATCHERS: Spot Removers.
DOG CHORUS: Flea club.
DOG GROOMER: Flea-totaler.
DOG HOUSE: Edifice Rex.
DOG LICENSE: Walking papers.
DOG LICENSES: Cur payments.
DOG OBEDIENCE SCHOOL: Rex education.
DOG POUND: Barking garage.
DOG POUND: Used cur lot. (Variation of a statement on http://www.joe-ks.com/ daffynitions.htm.)
DOG TAG: Collar I.D.
DOG WALKERS: Poodle pushers.
DOGGY DOOR OPENER: Remutt control.
DOG SHOW: Oodles of poodles. (Statement by Aaron Shield.)
DOGHOUSE: Falling-out shelter. (Statement on http://www.joe-ks.com/daffynitions.htm.)
DOGS: The leashed of God’s creatures.
DOGSLEDS: Chariots of fur.
HERD ANIMAL: Barking dog.
HOT DOG: What feeds the hand that bites it. (Based on a statement on http://www.joe-ks.com/daffynitions.htm.)
HOT DOG: Wurst type of food. (Based on a statement by Michael Stewart.)
HOUSE BROKEN: Spotty trained.
HOW RABIES ARE TRANSMITTED: Bit-by-bit.
K-9 COPS: Patrol curs.
MAD DOG: The big bad woof.
MASTER'S DEGREE: Dog obedience school diploma.
MISSISSIPPI HOUND DOG: Rebel bowser.
“NO KILL” DOG-POUND: “Chock full of mutts.”
OBEDIENCE SCHOOL DIPLOMA: Barkerlaurate. (Loosely based on a statement by Paul H. Phelan.)
PETRONIZED: Treated like a dog. (Loosely based on a statement by Silveryaspen.)
PIT BULL: Wall Street trader.
POLICE DOG: Squad cur.
PUPPY: Heir of the dog.
PUPPYDOM: Dog’s gnaw-it-all stage. (Based on a statement by Else Hawes.)
ROTTWEILERS: The dogs of war.
SHAMPOOCHING: Washing the dog. (Based on a statement by Walter Winchell.)
SHEPHERD’S DOG: Flocks’ terrier
SOUTHERN DOG FOOD: Kibbles ‘n Grits.
TWIN BLOODHOUNDS: Two for a scent.
WATER SPOTS: Dog fish.
WHAT PIT BULLS SUFFER FROM: Irritable Bow-Wow Syndrome.
WHAT YOU CALL A WORLD WITHOUT DOGS: Purradise.
YOUNG DOG: Pup-squeak.
Click above to hear Emma sing the Canucks Song. (This will only make sense to NHL hockey followers.)
Go to the Funny Cat page for some purrfect definitions.
Return go to"Joke Central" and find lots of other types of jokes.