Funny Dog Emma Says...

Funny dog Emma has some pretty good quips for us humans. The problem is, of course, that she speaks Dog and we speak Human! Fortunately, I've studied Dog over the years and can pretty well interpret for you (into English) so that you can now enjoy the wit of this dog.

Of course, there often isn't a direct translation between the two languages, so at times it will be my interpretation of what she is saying. However, I think you'll like the results anyway. I've put the interpretations into picture form so that they're easy to read, but that doesn't diminish the importance of the sayings (and they are funny).

Who knew that dogs have a sense of humor? Lassie didn't. The Littlest Hobo didn't. The Tramp (in Lady And The Tramp) did, but he was a cartoon character! Maybe Beethoven did or Marley, but it was hard to tell. That's why I decided to work with Emma. 

Some quick background on her might be in order. Friends of mine rescued her from the pound when she was about 1 or 2 years old. I was the godfather of my friend's 2 daughters, and spent many a Sunday dinner at their place, so it was a natural transition to becoming Emma's "uncle" as well and we soon hit it off.

So we spent many a day exploring the swamps around her place and that's how she ended up on this web page. She loves the water and it doesn't seem to matter what season it is. When we get near it, she plunges right in.

I must admit, it has been a bit of a challenge putting this page together, but a fun one nonetheless.


So, what does Emma think of all this fuss being made about communicating with humans? Well, let's let her explain in her own video below. I just arrived at her back door and this is how I was greeted!

Well, I guess you can see the problems I might have in translation! She does talk a lot however, so check out the photos below to see what I think she's saying.

Funny Dog Emma

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