Funny Dog Daffynicians

Not to be outdone by the cat, here are some funny dog daffynicians that you can ponder related to dogs. Some will make you think a little. Some will make you groan. And some may make you smile. If you have any others, send them to me and I'll add them to the page and give you credit for them. (Or if I come across any, I'll simply add them to the bottom of the list.

On the other hand, if I come across any dog jokes that aren't visual, I'll also add them to this page. So far I don't have any.

Here Are The Funny Dog Daffynicians

ART OF DOG GROOMING:  Fang shui.
CANINE NEUROSIS:  Hydrant phobia.
CATDOG:  Mewtation.
CHILI DOG:  Mexican hairless.
DOG BREEDER:  Cur salesman. 
DOG CATCHERS:  Spot Removers.
DOG CHORUS:  Flea club.
DOG GROOMER:  Flea-totaler.
DOG HOUSE:  Edifice Rex.
DOG LICENSE:  Walking papers.
DOG LICENSES:  Cur payments.
DOG OBEDIENCE SCHOOL:  Rex education.
DOG POUND:  Barking garage.
DOG POUND:  Used cur lot.  (Variation of a statement on http://www.joe-ks.com/ daffynitions.htm.) 
DOG TAG:  Collar I.D.
DOG WALKERS:  Poodle pushers.
DOGFISH:  Curmaid.
DOGGY DOOR OPENER:  Remutt control.
DOG SHOW:  Oodles of poodles.  (Statement by Aaron Shield.)
DOGHOUSE:  Falling-out shelter.  (Statement on http://www.joe-ks.com/daffynitions.htm.)
DOGS:  The leashed of God’s creatures. 
DOGSLEDS:  Chariots of fur. 
FLEA:  Itch-hiker.
HERD ANIMAL:  Barking dog.
HOT DOG:  What feeds the hand that bites it.  (Based on a statement on http://www.joe-ks.com/daffynitions.htm.)
HOT DOG:  Wurst type of food.  (Based on a statement by Michael Stewart.)
HOUSE BROKEN:  Spotty trained.
HOW RABIES ARE TRANSMITTED:  Bit-by-bit.
K-9 COPS:  Patrol curs. 
MAD DOG:  The big bad woof.
MASTER'S DEGREE:  Dog obedience school diploma.
MISSISSIPPI HOUND DOG:  Rebel bowser.
MONGREL:  Pooch-pourri.
“NO KILL” DOG-POUND:  “Chock full of mutts.”
OBEDIENCE SCHOOL DIPLOMA:  Barkerlaurate.  (Loosely based on a statement by Paul H. Phelan.)
PETRONIZED:  Treated like a dog. (Loosely based on a statement by Silveryaspen.)
PIT BULL:  Wall Street trader.
POLICE DOG:  Squad cur.
POMERANIANS:  Fluffer-mutters.
PUPPY:  Heir of the dog.
PUPPYDOM:  Dog’s gnaw-it-all stage.  (Based on a statement by Else Hawes.) 
ROTTWEILERS:  The dogs of war.
SHAMPOOCHING:  Washing the dog.  (Based on a statement by Walter Winchell.) 
SHEPHERD’S DOG:  Flocks’ terrier
SOUTHERN DOG FOOD:  Kibbles ‘n Grits.
TWIN BLOODHOUNDS:  Two for a scent. 
WATER SPOTS:  Dog fish.
WHAT PIT BULLS SUFFER FROM:  Irritable Bow-Wow Syndrome.  
WHAT YOU CALL A WORLD WITHOUT DOGS:  Purradise. 
YOUNG DOG: Pup-squeak.

Ok, that's all I have. If you have more funny dog daffynicians, then send them along to me and I'll post them here. Thanks.


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