Post-it funnies is a collection of possible short notes that you could find anywhere. (You know those little yellow post-it notes I'm talking about. The kind that you can stick on anything so that people will notice them, including yourself.)
I don't know who originated these post-it funnies or who penned them but I thought they were humorous and decided to give them their own page so that they would all be in one place.
They're all fictional of course and widely diverse so I haven't attempted to organize them in any particular manner. In fact, organizing humor on this funny email website is a full time job because some types of humor can fit into more than one category.
Anyway, I hope you enjoy these electronic post-it notes and if you have come across any that you think should be added to this Post-it Funnies page, e-mail me and I'll add it to the page and give you credit for it.
Stop asking us to find your X. She's never coming back and don't ask Y!
Your Average Student
Dear Human Resources
Those who say, "There is no such thing as a stupid question." have never worked in Customer Service!
Your C.S. Team
Sometimes you have to burn a few bridges to keep the crazies from following you!
Your (Former) Boss
Not to get too technical, but according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution!
My Dear Friend
You've got to stop saying, "How stupid can you be?" to people. Too many are taking it as a challenge!
Your Pal Darry
I know when you're texting in class!
No one just looks down at their crotch and just smiles.
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Give him religion and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish!
Dear White People
When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land!
Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself!
Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke!
Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but was just as happy as when I had 48 million!
The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone!
Men have feelings too.
For example, we feel hungry!
Your Loving Husband
My Dear Best Friend:
I once won an argument with a woman in a dream that I had.
Your Golfing Buddy
NASA's robot Curiosity recently landed on Mars.
Early pictures show no signs of ESPN, beer or porn.
This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars!
Your Typical Male
If a husband says he will fix something, he will.
There is no need to remind him about it every 6 months!
Your Badgered Husband
Life is sexually transmitted!
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Dear Workout Fanatic:
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see one without an erection, make him a sandwich!
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years!
Dear Health Nut:
Some day your're going to feel stupid, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing!
Dear Government Leader:
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long!
It's been swell, but the swelling's gone down.
I've got to get back to work. When I stop rowing, the slave ship just goes in circles!
Your comments remind me of Deja Moo: The feeling that I've heard this bull before!
Save time. Do it my way!
Dear Gech Suppowg,
Help. Someone sritched mg keygops awound.
Dear Fellow Workers,
Earn cash in your spare time - blackmail friends!
Always remember to pillage before you burn!
Thor The Viking
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving until 5:00.
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo it..." Just saying.
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? What happened?
Dear windshield wipers,
Can't touch this.
That little triangle
Dear Fox News,
So far, no news about foxes.
I feel your pain...no one wants to run with me either.
What was your power again?
Dear Global Warming,
You're the best imaginary friend ever!
Dear Ugly People,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendar ends there because some Spanish idiots invaded our country and we got a little busy, ok?
Dear White people,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
Dear Dr. Phil,
Look man, there's only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here first.
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