Funny Or Not?

You Vote!

Whether a joke is funny or not is always up to debate. Once you've read the ones below, then vote on them. You'll know right away what others think and then you'll know whether or not you have a strange sense of humor!

OK, that's a bit harsh because there are a lot of variables here. How many people voted? Did someone vote more than once? Are all the voters from the same part of the country or from a different culture? So you see, you may not be wierd after all no matter how you voted?

However, if you keep coming back over time and the majority of people are voting different from you, well then we might have a case!

One thing we know for sure is that different people have different senses of humor (or should that be sense of humors?). In my own circle of friends I know that what one friend thinks is funny some of the others may not so I decided to start this poll to find out whether people think certain jokes are funny or whether they're not.

There are lots that make the rounds of the Internet daily. What ones are truly funny according to the majority of viewers on this site at least?

Bookmark this page in your "Favorites" list and come back often and vote.

Cheers,

Darry

Here Are The Jokes


Grandpas Don't Know Everything!

Hunter was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days.

He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked, "Grandpa, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?"

His Grandpa was a little taken aback, but he decided to tell him the truth. "Well, Hunter, it's called sexual intercourse."

Oh, little Hunter said, "OK," and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandpa, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called bunk beds and Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you."


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The Girlfriend

My girlfriend told me once that I need to be more affectionate. Now I have two girlfriends!

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Joke Of The Year!

Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business...

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Vote Funny Or Not

Stop Drinking?

I told myself that I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk that talks to himself!

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Lonely Hearts Club

My wife sent her photograph to the Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely!

Funny? Vote below.

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Drinking Problem?

I might have a slight drinking problem?

My wife asked me to toast some bread for her.

I raised my wine glass and said, "Here's to bread."

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Delivery?

A man from Kentucky walks into a chemist and asks for a bar of soap. The chemist says "Do you want it scented?" And the man says "No, I'll take it with me now!"

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Please note that the "What's New?" section below is updated whenever something I think is funny comes along, therefore some of these "New" blogs further down the page may already have been replaced by the time you click on them!

What's New?

  1. Last Kiss - A Singalong "Tragedy" Oldie

    Aug 22, 19 12:00 AM

    Here's a "tear-jerker" from J. Frank Wilson and the Cavaliers - done on my 12-string. Join in. Lyrics are included.

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  2. The Shape I'm In - A Singalong Song

    Aug 15, 19 12:00 AM

    Here's one from The Band. It doesn't have the organ solo from the original, but it does have the lyrics, so join in.

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  3. Sing Along To Lawdy Miss Clawdy

    Aug 09, 19 12:00 AM

    Here's a song Elvis sung at the dawn of rock and roll. Lyrics are included, so join in!

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  4. Sing Along To "You Got What It Takes"

    Jul 11, 19 12:00 AM

    Here's an oldie by The Dave Clark Five. I play it on my 12-string and sing along and you can too because the lyrics are included.

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  5. Sing This One - My Maria

    Jun 27, 19 12:00 AM

    This one's by B.W. Stevenson. (Maybe his only one?) You might remember it.

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