Funny Cat

This Funny Cat page came about after the Funny Dog page.

I thought that I better let cat lovers have a laugh as well.

I came across some cat definitions one day but didn't know exactly how to present them for your enjoyment. Should I make a cartoon out of each definition or just list them on a page?

I initially thought that I would do individual comics but quickly realized that it would take hours to construct them, so I've compromised (sort of).

I've decided not to do any comics! (OK, so it wasn't much of a compromise, I basically wimped out of all the work!)

Anyway, the cats like the "daffynitions", maybe you will too?

How do I know the cats like them? Well, here's one of my furry fans (below) trying to get an autographed picture of me.


Cat Definitions:

Aquarium: interactive television for cats.
Cataclysm: any great upheaval in a cat's life.
Catatonic: a feline medicinal drink.
Caterpillar: a soft scratching post for a cat.
Cat Scan: to look for a new cat.
Dog: a cat's device for running practice.
Door: something a cat always wants to be on the other side of.
Energy: the element of vitality cats always have an oversupply of until you try to play with them.
Human: an automatic door opener for cats.
Impurrsonate: to act like the cat.
Purrade: an organized march of cats.
Purradise: the garden of cats.
Purramour: a cat lover.

Purranoia: the fear that your cat is up to something.
Purranormal: A really weird cat.
Purraphernalia: a cat's personal belongings.
Purrch: any favored feline napping spot.
Purrchase: anything bought for a cat.
Purrdy: how a southern person describes their cat (from Sharon)
Purrfume: the scent of an open can of tuna.
Purrgatory: a houseful of kittens.
Purrmission: a feline hunting expedition.
Purrpetual: everlasting feline love.
Purrplex: a house with two or more cats.
Purrson: a male kitten.
Purrsuit: the garment your shedding cat rubs against just as you are leaving home to go to an important meeting.
Purrverse: a poem about a wicked kitty.
Tuner: sonar-like device in cat food that causes cats to appear.
Yawn: a cat's honest opinion openly expressed.


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Please note that the "What's New?" section below is updated whenever something I think is funny comes along, therefore some of these "New" blogs further down the page may already have been replaced by the time you click on them!

What's New?

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    Mar 22, 20 12:00 AM

    Here's what happens when you "socially isolate" yourself during a pandemic! I wrote this song based on Conway Twitty's hit - "hello Darlin'". Hope you like it.

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  2. Singalong Song - Da Doo Ron Ron

    Mar 15, 20 12:00 AM

    If you were alive in the 60's, you already know half the words to this song! Join in.

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  3. New "Punny Pun"

    Mar 09, 20 12:00 AM

    Here's a new pun for you. I don't add many to this page because there simply aren't that many new ones. I thought this one was good however, so I put it at the top of the page.

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  4. Sing Along To This Rock And Roll Oldie - Sunshine

    Mar 07, 20 12:00 AM

    Lyrics are included. I play it on my 12-string guitar. Join in!

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  5. Snow Bike

    Feb 21, 20 12:00 AM

    Wow! I wish they had these when I was younger. They look like a blast! You'll find the bikes on my "Fun Boys Toys" page. They'll be the first video.

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