Comebacks (To Pick-up Lines)

Ok, I admit it. These comebacks are primarily going to be used by women, so this is really a "girls" page! Women are always being "hit on" in bars and at parties and other social events by guys using their best "pick-up" lines and in many cases, they're not interested in further conversation with these guys so they need a good way to get rid of them. Getting the message accross to some of these "boys" can be difficult (especially if they have been drinking) so a "cutting" response helps.

The problem often is that the situation arises quickly and most often, you can't think of something good to say right then and there. You'll think of something later that you should have said, but then it's too late. Instead, you need to think of a retort ahead of time so you'll be ready to respond instantly, and that is what these cartoons are for.

(Now I don't want to be sexist here guys, so if women you don't like are trying to pick you up, you can use them too!)

They'll work.

Memorize them and then try one.

Cheers,

Darry

Good Comeback Line


Funny Comeback Line


Excellent Comeback Line


Witty Comeback Line


Comic Comeback Line



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  1. Another Singalong Song - At The Scene

    Oct 03, 20 12:00 AM

    Join in on this Dave Clark Five oldie. (Lyrics are included.)

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  2. Sing Along To - Down By The Lazy River

    Sep 19, 20 12:00 AM

    An old Osmond Brothers song - you may not even know it! I like it because it's kind of "catchy". (Lyrics are included.)

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  3. Wow! What A Motorcycle

    Aug 20, 20 12:00 AM

    If you're a motorcycle enthusiast (or wannabe) here's one for you. 360 HP aircraft engine and rimless wheels.

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  4. Sing Along Song - Take It On The Run

    Aug 19, 20 12:00 AM

    This song was originally done by REO Speedwagon. Join me and my 12-string and sing it out. (Lyrics are included.) It's the first song on the page!

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  5. Something Else - A Rock And Roll Relic!

    Aug 03, 20 12:00 AM

    Here's a singalong song for you if you're old enough. This one was sung originally by Eddie Cochran. Join in.

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