Comebacks (To Pick-up Lines)

Ok, I admit it. These comebacks are primarily going to be used by women, so this is really a "girls" page! Women are always being "hit on" in bars and at parties and other social events by guys using their best "pick-up" lines and in many cases, they're not interested in further conversation with these guys so they need a good way to get rid of them. Getting the message accross to some of these "boys" can be difficult (especially if they have been drinking) so a "cutting" response helps.

The problem often is that the situation arises quickly and most often, you can't think of something good to say right then and there. You'll think of something later that you should have said, but then it's too late. Instead, you need to think of a retort ahead of time so you'll be ready to respond instantly, and that is what these cartoons are for.

(Now I don't want to be sexist here guys, so if women you don't like are trying to pick you up, you can use them too!)

They'll work.

Memorize them and then try one.

Cheers,

Darry

Good Comeback Line


Funny Comeback Line


Excellent Comeback Line


Witty Comeback Line


Comic Comeback Line



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  1. Cry To Me - Singalong Song

    Jun 17, 21 12:00 AM

    An old Solomon Burke song (also done magnificently by Tom Jones), sing along with me and my guitar. Lyrics are included.

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  2. Sing Along To This Old Folk Song - The City Of New Orleans

    Jun 01, 21 12:00 AM

    Here's a song you may remember - at least the chorus! Join me on my 12-string and sing along.

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  3. Here's A "Novelty" Song From The '60's!

    May 03, 21 12:00 AM

    I always like sing along to this, maybe you will too - Alley Oop! It's the top song on the page, join in.

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  4. Sing Along To "Sundown"

    Apr 16, 21 12:00 AM

    An old Gordy Lightfoot song. Join me on my 12-string guitar and belt out this old favorite. (The lyrics are included in the video.)

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  5. Old Folk Song - Mr. Bojangles

    Mar 29, 21 12:00 AM

    Sing along to this oldie. You'll probably remember the lyrics, but if not, they're included in the video. (The top one on the page.)

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