Comebacks (To Pick-up Lines)

Ok, I admit it. These comebacks are primarily going to be used by women, so this is really a "girls" page! Women are always being "hit on" in bars and at parties and other social events by guys using their best "pick-up" lines and in many cases, they're not interested in further conversation with these guys so they need a good way to get rid of them. Getting the message accross to some of these "boys" can be difficult (especially if they have been drinking) so a "cutting" response helps.

The problem often is that the situation arises quickly and most often, you can't think of something good to say right then and there. You'll think of something later that you should have said, but then it's too late. Instead, you need to think of a retort ahead of time so you'll be ready to respond instantly, and that is what these cartoons are for.

(Now I don't want to be sexist here guys, so if women you don't like are trying to pick you up, you can use them too!)

They'll work.

Memorize them and then try one.

Cheers,

Darry

Good Comeback Line


Funny Comeback Line


Excellent Comeback Line


Witty Comeback Line


Comic Comeback Line



Cartoons (From This Comebacks Page)

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Please note that the "What's New?" section below is updated whenever something I think is funny comes along, therefore some of these "New" blogs further down the page may already have been replaced by the time you click on them!

What's New?

  1. Sing Along To This One Hit Wonder - Love Drops

    Oct 08, 19 12:00 AM

    Barry Allen never had a number one hit but I always liked this song that at least got into the top 10. (Join with me and sing along.)

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  2. Doing It Right - A Singalong

    Oct 02, 19 12:00 AM

    These guys are still at it! Sing along to this Powder Blues Band tune. The lyrics are included.

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  3. Sing Along To A Bruce Springsteen Song

    Sep 16, 19 12:00 AM

    Here's one of his best - Glory Days. Join me on my 12-string as I re-live this old rock and roll song.

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  4. Ode To Billy Joe - Sing Along

    Sep 11, 19 12:00 AM

    Here's a song with a story. Sing along to it. The lyrics are included. (They even made a movie out of this song!)

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  5. Nights In White Satin - A Singalong Song

    Sep 06, 19 12:00 AM

    Join me in this classic, originally done by The Moody Blues. (Lyrics are included.)

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