Comebacks (To Pick-up Lines)

Ok, I admit it. These comebacks are primarily going to be used by women, so this is really a "girls" page! Women are always being "hit on" in bars and at parties and other social events by guys using their best "pick-up" lines and in many cases, they're not interested in further conversation with these guys so they need a good way to get rid of them. Getting the message accross to some of these "boys" can be difficult (especially if they have been drinking) so a "cutting" response helps.

The problem often is that the situation arises quickly and most often, you can't think of something good to say right then and there. You'll think of something later that you should have said, but then it's too late. Instead, you need to think of a retort ahead of time so you'll be ready to respond instantly, and that is what these cartoons are for.

(Now I don't want to be sexist here guys, so if women you don't like are trying to pick you up, you can use them too!)

They'll work.

Memorize them and then try one.

Cheers,

Darry

Good Comeback Line


Funny Comeback Line


Excellent Comeback Line


Witty Comeback Line


Comic Comeback Line



Cartoons (From This Comebacks Page)

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Please note that the "What's New?" section below is updated whenever something I think is funny comes along, therefore some of these "New" blogs further down the page may already have been replaced by the time you click on them!

What's New?

  1. Last Kiss - A Singalong "Tragedy" Oldie

    Aug 22, 19 12:00 AM

    Here's a "tear-jerker" from J. Frank Wilson and the Cavaliers - done on my 12-string. Join in. Lyrics are included.

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  2. The Shape I'm In - A Singalong Song

    Aug 15, 19 12:00 AM

    Here's one from The Band. It doesn't have the organ solo from the original, but it does have the lyrics, so join in.

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  3. Sing Along To Lawdy Miss Clawdy

    Aug 09, 19 12:00 AM

    Here's a song Elvis sung at the dawn of rock and roll. Lyrics are included, so join in!

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  4. Sing Along To "You Got What It Takes"

    Jul 11, 19 12:00 AM

    Here's an oldie by The Dave Clark Five. I play it on my 12-string and sing along and you can too because the lyrics are included.

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  5. Sing This One - My Maria

    Jun 27, 19 12:00 AM

    This one's by B.W. Stevenson. (Maybe his only one?) You might remember it.

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