Comebacks (To Pick-up Lines)

Ok, I admit it. These comebacks are primarily going to be used by women, so this is really a "girls" page! Women are always being "hit on" in bars and at parties and other social events by guys using their best "pick-up" lines and in many cases, they're not interested in further conversation with these guys so they need a good way to get rid of them. Getting the message accross to some of these "boys" can be difficult (especially if they have been drinking) so a "cutting" response helps.

The problem often is that the situation arises quickly and most often, you can't think of something good to say right then and there. You'll think of something later that you should have said, but then it's too late. Instead, you need to think of a retort ahead of time so you'll be ready to respond instantly, and that is what these cartoons are for.

(Now I don't want to be sexist here guys, so if women you don't like are trying to pick you up, you can use them too!)

They'll work.

Memorize them and then try one.

Cheers,

Darry

Good Comeback Line


Funny Comeback Line


Excellent Comeback Line


Witty Comeback Line


Comic Comeback Line



Cartoons (From This Comebacks Page)

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Please note that the "What's New?" section below is updated whenever something I think is funny comes along, therefore some of these "New" blogs further down the page may already have been replaced by the time you click on them!

What's New?

  1. Sing Along To This Relic!

    May 17, 19 12:00 AM

    Here's Lotta Lovin' by Gene Vincent. (This guy died way too young - of a bleeding ulcer!)

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  2. Here's Another "Oldie" To Sing Along To

    May 17, 19 12:00 AM

    By request - Gene Vincent and "Be-Bop-A-Lula". (I didn't know he sang it this slow until I played the original.) Join in on this one.

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  3. Sing "Rave On" Originally By Buddy Holly

    May 09, 19 12:00 AM

    Here's a sing along song for you. (The lyrics are included in the video.)

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  4. Sing Along To "A Little Bit Of Soap"

    Apr 30, 19 12:00 AM

    Remember The Jarmels? Me neither, but I remember their hit song, so join in with me on it. (Lyrics are included.)

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  5. New Maglev Car From Volkswagon

    Apr 08, 19 12:00 AM

    You'll want one of these in your garage! (Scroll down the page to it.)

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