Comebacks (To Pick-up Lines)

Ok, I admit it. These comebacks are primarily going to be used by women, so this is really a "girls" page! Women are always being "hit on" in bars and at parties and other social events by guys using their best "pick-up" lines and in many cases, they're not interested in further conversation with these guys so they need a good way to get rid of them. Getting the message accross to some of these "boys" can be difficult (especially if they have been drinking) so a "cutting" response helps.

The problem often is that the situation arises quickly and most often, you can't think of something good to say right then and there. You'll think of something later that you should have said, but then it's too late. Instead, you need to think of a retort ahead of time so you'll be ready to respond instantly, and that is what these cartoons are for.

(Now I don't want to be sexist here guys, so if women you don't like are trying to pick you up, you can use them too!)

They'll work.

Memorize them and then try one.

Cheers,

Darry

Good Comeback Line


Funny Comeback Line


Excellent Comeback Line


Witty Comeback Line


Comic Comeback Line



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What's New?

  1. Sing Along To: Daydream Believer - The Monkeys

    May 22, 20 12:00 AM

    Here's an oldie for you. Join me and my 12-string and sing it out. Lyrics are included.

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  2. Sing This One - Before The Next Teardrop Falls

    May 13, 20 12:00 AM

    The lyrics are included, so sing along. (My apologies to any Spanish speakers who might try to sing along with me! My Spanish is not "buenos".)

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  3. Travelin' Band - Sing Along!

    May 02, 20 12:00 AM

    A classic rock and roll song made famous by John Fogerty and CCR. Lyrics are included, so sing along.

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  4. Rock N Roll Music - Sing With Me

    Apr 22, 20 12:00 AM

    Chuck Berry and The Beatles both made this famous. Now you can sing along with me and be famous as well (in your own mind)! It's the top song and you can skip directly to it by clicking at the end of…

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  5. Singalong To Shooting Star - A Bad Company Song

    Apr 15, 20 12:00 AM

    This song is younger than most songs I do (1975) but I like it, so join in if you remember it. (Remember, it's the top song on the page.)

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