Comebacks (To Pick-up Lines)

Ok, I admit it. These comebacks are primarily going to be used by women, so this is really a "girls" page! Women are always being "hit on" in bars and at parties and other social events by guys using their best "pick-up" lines and in many cases, they're not interested in further conversation with these guys so they need a good way to get rid of them. Getting the message accross to some of these "boys" can be difficult (especially if they have been drinking) so a "cutting" response helps.

The problem often is that the situation arises quickly and most often, you can't think of something good to say right then and there. You'll think of something later that you should have said, but then it's too late. Instead, you need to think of a retort ahead of time so you'll be ready to respond instantly, and that is what these cartoons are for.

(Now I don't want to be sexist here guys, so if women you don't like are trying to pick you up, you can use them too!)

They'll work.

Memorize them and then try one.

Cheers,

Darry

Good Comeback Line


Funny Comeback Line


Excellent Comeback Line


Witty Comeback Line


Comic Comeback Line



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