Comebacks (To Pick-up Lines)
Ok, I admit it. These comebacks are primarily going to be used by women, so this is really a "girls" page! Women are always being "hit on" in bars and at parties and other social events by guys using their best "pick-up" lines and in many cases, they're not interested in further conversation with these guys so they need a good way to get rid of them. Getting the message accross to some of these "boys" can be difficult (especially if they have been drinking) so a "cutting" response helps.
The problem often is that the situation arises quickly and most often, you can't think of something good to say right then and there. You'll think of something later that you should have said, but then it's too late. Instead, you need to think of a retort ahead of time so you'll be ready to respond instantly, and that is what these cartoons are for.
(Now I don't want to be sexist here guys, so if women you don't like are trying to pick you up, you can use them too!)
Memorize them and then try one.
Cartoons (From This Comebacks Page)
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Apr 08, 19 12:00 AM
You'll want one of these in your garage! (Scroll down the page to it.)
Apr 04, 19 12:00 AM
Here's a song with a great beat that didn't do as well as I think it should have. It was originally done by "The Queen Of Rockabilly" Wanda Jackson. Join me on my 12-string. (Maybe it was the weird wo…
Mar 23, 19 12:00 AM
Here's a new Thinkers Joke in cartoon format for you. It'll be the first one on the page, of course.
Mar 19, 19 12:00 AM
Check out this little beauty. You might want one for your garage?
Mar 03, 19 12:00 AM
Here's one you probably don't know - Itchy Twitchy Feeling by Bobby Hendricks. (It wasn't a big hit.) However, it's catchy, so I decided to do it. Also, the lyrics are included, so you will pick it up…
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