Find your funny email messages below and then send them to your friends or family. They're in the form of templates. All you have to do is add a few "X's" and send them off.
I've gathered them all here on one page so that you could quickly find one that suits your needs. You can find a description of each template (below) so that you can quickly find a funny e-mail without having to go and open each page. (Of course, if you have lots of time, open and read them all so you will know what's here!)
Remember, I made up all the following funny email messages myself. They don't take that long to compose so if you decide to make one up (or modify one of mine) then go ahead. THEY'RE FREE!
Each funny email message below has a serious message such as: "Let's get together", but it is hidden in the funny words and phrases. You can X out the message or just be totally bizarre if you want. Either way, most people who receive one of the funny mails will read all the bizarre parts anyway.
So, click on one of my templates below and get started and don't forget to sign up for my RSS feed so that you will be notified when new funny email messages are released.
Click above for a quick demo, then come back here and pick one you can use.
Click above to get a free funny e mail to send to someone you know who is retiring. (There is also a Retirement Card in the Greeting Cards section.)
Click above if you have to send a "Thank You" note to someone for something they have done for you recently, but you're finding it hard to find the right words? Try this one. It will get the point across, yet in a lighthearted manner.
If you're throwing a party and want to send out an invitation. Why not send out one with a bit of humor? (This would work best as an invitation to an adult party.)
Here's a second invitation that you might want to use sometime.
If you have you ever been invited to something but couldn't (or didn't want) to go? Declining is sometimes a little awkward but this template may just be funny enough to make it easy to say "No thanks".
Click above to try the new Job Application template. It probably won't get you a job interview, but at least some HR people might get a laugh!
If you use an autoresponder when you are going to be away from the office for awhile. Why not leave people a funny autoresponse?
Click above to get a template that will virtually force someone to respond to you. Sometimes people go for days or weeks without making any effort to contact you. (It's not because you're a bad person - they're just busy!) Send this template and they will almost have to respond.
If you are feeling a little guilty about not keeping in touch with someone. Here's a way to reconnect with an old friend.
If you are a little embarrassed about not connecting with someone for quite a while. Here's a good template to get you back together.
If something "neat" happened to you recently. Here's a template to help you break the "good news" to someone, possibly at a get-together somewhere.
If you go on vacation but still maintain contact with your "other world" through the Internet. Copy and send this funny template to your friends and colleagues while you're away.
If you want to ask someone to meet you for a coffee or a drink. This funny email messages template will work.
If you are you worried that a friend or co-worker is working or doing too much. Click above and send them this template and see if you can get them to relax for a while.
If you have you been away for a while on vacation or business. Maybe you may want to try and coerce a pal into helping you gather some of your friends so you can see them all again. Use this template to help you in that regard.
If you want someone to call you. Send them this template and see if they will respond.
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If your mother has a good sense of humor, click on the template. If not, don't!
If you don't have time to create a Christmas card (from my Greeting Cards page). Send someone this email greeting instead. It is not as pretty but it is a Christmas thought just the same!
Click above if you've run out of time and can't find a decent card to send to your loved one. Send this one. (It might save you.)
Click above to go to the Greeting Cards page from the funny email messages page if you'd sooner send something that looks a little better than just an email. You will have to find a card that you like first and then add my "funny email" type verse to it.
Click above to check out the free, funny business email templates that you might want to try. (Use at your own risk however as most businesses frown on humor as a means of communicating.)
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