Funny Email Messages You Can Send

(They're Free - Pick One!)

Find your funny email messages below and then send them to your friends or family. They're in the form of templates. All you have to do is add a few "X's" and send them off.

I've gathered them all here on one page so that you could quickly find one that suits your needs. You can find a description of each template (below) so that you can quickly find a funny e-mail without having to go and open each page. (Of course, if you have lots of time, open and read them all so you will know what's here!)

Remember, I made up all the following funny email messages myself. They don't take that long to compose so if you decide to make one up (or modify one of mine) then share it with the rest of us by copying or typing it in the form below. I'll give you your own web page for it!

Each funny email message below has a serious message such as: "Let's get together", but it is hidden in the funny words and phrases. You can X out the message or just be totally bizarre if you want. Either way, most people who receive one of the funny mails will read all the bizarre parts anyway.

So, click on one of my templates below and get started, send us your own and/or sign up for my RSS feed so that you will be notified when new funny email messages are released.



Free Funny Emails

Here's How They Work!

Click above for a quick demo, then come back here and pick one you can use.

Retirement Email

Click above to get a free funny e mail to send to someone you know who is retiring. (There is also a Retirement Card in the Greeting Cards section.)

Thank You Email

Click above if you have to send a "Thank You" note to someone for something they have done for you recently, but you're finding it hard to find the right words? Try this one. It will get the point across, yet in a lighthearted manner.

Funny Party Invitation

If you're throwing a party and want to send out an invitation. Why not send out one with a bit of humor? (This would work best as an invitation to an adult party.)

Friends Party Invitation

Here's a second invitation that you might want to use sometime.

Refuse An Invitation

If you have you ever been invited to something but couldn't (or didn't want) to go? Declining is sometimes a little awkward but this template may just be funny enough to make it easy to say "No thanks".

Job Application

Click above to try the new Job Application template. It probably won't get you a job interview, but at least some HR people might get a laugh!

Away From The Office

If you use an autoresponder when you are going to be away from the office for awhile. Why not leave people a funny autoresponse?

Get A Reply

Click above to get a template that will virtually force someone to respond to you. Sometimes people go for days or weeks without making any effort to contact you. (It's not because you're a bad person - they're just busy!) Send this template and they will almost have to respond.

Just A Quick Note

If you are feeling a little guilty about not keeping in touch with someone. Here's a way to reconnect with an old friend.

Long Time No See

If you are a little embarrassed about not connecting with someone for quite a while. Here's a good template to get you back together.

Guess What?

If something "neat" happened to you recently. Here's a template to help you break the "good news" to someone, possibly at a get-together somewhere.

On Vacation

Pick A Free Email Template

If you go on vacation but still maintain contact with your "other world" through the Internet. Copy and send this funny template to your friends and colleagues while you're away.


If you want to ask someone to meet you for a coffee or a drink. This funny email messages template will work.

I'm Worried About You

If you are you worried that a friend or co-worker is working or doing too much. Click above and send them this template and see if you can get them to relax for a while.

I'm Back!

If you have you been away for a while on vacation or business. Maybe you may want to try and coerce a pal into helping you gather some of your friends so you can see them all again. Use this template to help you in that regard.

Passing Along A Humorous Email

If you want someone to call you. Send them this template and see if they will respond.

Post A Funny Email You Receive Right Here

If you receive a funny email from one of your friends (or warped relatives), then post it here on your own page!

Stay Connected

Send me your email address below and you won't miss any new humor added to the site.

Mothers Day Email

If your mother has a good sense of humor, click on the template. If not, don't!

Christmas Email

If you don't have time to create a Christmas card (from my Greeting Cards page). Send someone this email greeting instead. It is not as pretty but it is a Christmas thought just the same!

Valentine Email

Click above if you've run out of time and can't find a decent card to send to your loved one. Send this one. (It might save you.)

Create Your Own?


I keep adding to this list as I get time to create them but now you can speed up the process! Submit your own template in the form below or go here and I will show you how to make up a funny email template. (It's not rocket science.)

If you've already created one then you can post it here on Funny Email Messages in less time then it took to read this far!

It is fast and easy and there is nothing to join.

Submit Your Own Funny Email Creation

Have you built your own "Funny Email" Template or modified one of mine? If you have, share it with us. I'll give you YOUR OWN WEB PAGE to put it on and people will be able to comment on it.

Greeting Cards

Click above to go to the Greeting Cards page from the funny email messages page if you'd sooner send something that looks a little better than just an email. You will have to find a card that you like first and then add my "funny email" type verse to it.

Funny Business Email Templates

Click above to check out the free, funny business email templates that you might want to try. (Use at your own risk however as most businesses frown on humor as a means of communicating.)

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Please note that the "What's New?" section below is updated whenever something I think is funny comes along, therefore some of these "New" blogs further down the page may already have been replaced by the time you click on them!

What's New?

  1. Sing Along To This One Hit Wonder - Love Drops

    Oct 08, 19 12:00 AM

    Barry Allen never had a number one hit but I always liked this song that at least got into the top 10. (Join with me and sing along.)

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  2. Doing It Right - A Singalong

    Oct 02, 19 12:00 AM

    These guys are still at it! Sing along to this Powder Blues Band tune. The lyrics are included.

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  3. Sing Along To A Bruce Springsteen Song

    Sep 16, 19 12:00 AM

    Here's one of his best - Glory Days. Join me on my 12-string as I re-live this old rock and roll song.

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  4. Ode To Billy Joe - Sing Along

    Sep 11, 19 12:00 AM

    Here's a song with a story. Sing along to it. The lyrics are included. (They even made a movie out of this song!)

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  5. Nights In White Satin - A Singalong Song

    Sep 06, 19 12:00 AM

    Join me in this classic, originally done by The Moody Blues. (Lyrics are included.)

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