Try this funny Found Payment email if your company has somehow missed crediting a payment from one of your clients. You've messed up but maybe a little humor will help smooth over the mistake.
Remember though that these business email templates are humorous to most people but you have to be careful in business when you correspond with others. Anything written down can (and may) be used against you in a court of law. Email is no different.
Therefore, people tend not to send funny email from their company.
I think however, that sometimes a bit of humor in a serious situation produces better results than threats and innuendos. In this case, where your company has made a mistake, it might take the edge off of a "not so funny" situation.
Use at your own risk however. It's your job on the line.
I've done it (but it was my own company!)
Thank you for your assistance in helping us to locate [ ]the Holy Grail. [ ]your payment of $_____________ which had not been credited to your account. [ ]that unique family of termites. [ ]Connecticut. [ ]mom's teeth.
Please accept our apology for this error and for [ ]splashing that paint all over your car. [ ]neutering your cat. [ ]cutting down your oak tree. [ ]the overdue notices we sent to you. [ ]calling in the bomb squad. [ ]scrambling your hard drive.
We appreciate your patronage and are sorry for [ ]the inconvenience caused by this error. [ ]blowing our stack. [ ]the letter to the editor. [ ]the bonfire on your front lawn. [ ]slandering your sister. [ ]taking your parking space.
(These directions are for Outlook Express users but will generally be the same for all email programs.)
Open your email program and click on the "Create Mail" button.
Return to this Found Payment letter page and highlight the verse above.
Right-click on the highlighted text and click "copy".
Return to your email program and in the box below the subject line; click once to get the cursor in the box and then right-click on the mouse and click "paste" and the text (from above) will be transferred into the body of your email.
Put a CAPITAL "X" in the brackets beside the words or phrases you want to use in your message.
Add your name at the end.
If you are sending this business credit acceptance email to an individual, then you will also want to type his/her name at the top.
You may then want to enter a word or two in the "Subject" line. (What's the email about?)
Finally, you must enter the person's email address and click send. (Hopefully, you can just select their email address from your address book.)
Note: If you are sending out this Credit Acceptance Letter email to more than one person or company, you may want to enter each person or company's email address in the "BCC" address line so that nobody knows who else you are sending the message to.
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