Funny Email Vacation

This Funny Email Vacation template can be used when you're away from home and enjoying some "down time".

I've noticed that more and more hotels and motels have free internet access now and many people take their "WIFI" equiped laptops, iPads, smart phones, and so on, with them when they travel.

So, if you're going to email folks while you are away, then you can use this vacation template to amuse and make contact with them.

It won't take you long to send it. So go ahead and use it.

But don't forget you're on vacation. So, as soon as you can, get back to having fun!

Vacation Email

Dear

I finally managed to get away on vacation! I can't believe I'm actually here in [ ]the mountains [ ]Mexico [ ]the resort [ ]jail [ ]limbo [ ]my tent [ ]my underwear [ ]the ocean [ ]the desert [ ]cognito [ ]the doctor's office [ ]the hotel [ ]one piece [ ]the wilds [ ]Oz [ ]Dumpsville

and I wish you were [ ]richer [ ]sober [ ]here with me [ ]more mature [ ]taller [ ]less obnoxious [ ]wild and crazy [ ]friendlier [ ]a movie star [ ]lost, like me [ ]more interesting [ ]able to get away as well.

When I get back we can [ ]wash your socks [ ]eat eggplant [ ]start dieting [ ]stop procrastinating [ ]renew your subscription to "Soap Opera Digest" [ ]look at the pictures [ ]spray paint your name on the overpass [ ]plan a trip together [ ]get drunk and be somebody else

but until then, [ ]keep smiling [ ]remember, money doesn't buy class [ ]if you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen [ ]life's not fair, get used to it [ ]take your medication [ ]buy new batteries [ ]investigate the speed of dark [ ]put the top down.

Meanwhile, I have to [ ]boil some water [ ]find some Aspirin [ ]relax [ ]get a brain transplant [ ]see a psychic [ ]have a Calamine Lotion bath [ ]destroy the evidence [ ]find the beach [ ]take a tour [ ]have a nervous breakdown [ ]whiten my teeth [ ]build up my ego

So that when I get back I'll be [ ]healthy [ ]together [ ]abnormally normal [ ]bored [ ]dapper [ ]flatulent [ ]jaunty [ ]moldy [ ]overbearing [ ]pleasant [ ]sublime [ ]relaxed [ ]different.

See you soon,


How To Transfer This Template Into Your Email Program

These directions are for Outlook Express users but will generally be the same for all email programs.)

Open your email program and click on the "Create Mail" button.

Return to this Funny Email Vacation page and highlight the verse above.

Right-click on the highlighted text and click "copy".

Return to your email program and in the box below the subject line; click once to get the cursor in the box and then right-click on the mouse and click "paste" and the text (from above) will be transferred into the body of your email.

Put a CAPITAL "X" in the brackets beside the words or phrases you want to use in your message.

Add your name at the end.

If you are sending this email to an individual, then you will also want to type his/her name at the top.

You may then want to enter a word or two in the "Subject" line. (What's the email about?)

Finally, you must enter your friend's email address and click send. (Hopefully, you can just select their email address from your address book.)

Note: If you are sending out an email to more than one person you may want to enter each person's email address in the "BCC" address line so that nobody knows who else you sent the message to.


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