Funny fathers day cards are hard to find on the Internet. Good ones, at least, are hard to find.
If you find one that looks good but the verse isn't so great, then try cutting the old verse out and pasting in the prose below.
Besides being fast, it also gives you a little leeway to add your own sense of humor to it.
All of the Fun email cards and funny email forwards on this site have a serious message hidden within the humor, so you get the best of both worlds.
Try this one.
Thank you for [ ]not wearing your kilt [ ]taking the time to listen [ ]throwing your "bunny" slippers out [ ]wearing a bib [ ]not singing the national anthem [ ]understanding me [ ]putting your teeth in [ ]not wearing polyester [ ]eating your broccoli.
It's great that you were there for me with your [ ]support [ ]tuba [ ]black belt [ ]pith helmet [ ]encouragement [ ]Louis "Satchmo" Armstrong imitations [ ]rubber chicken [ ]car keys.
You're a great [ ]philosopher [ ]schemer [ ]story-teller [ ]complainer [ ]tap dancer [ ]cat burglar [ ]worrier [ ]beachcomber [ ]fall guy [ ]dad.
Have a wonderful [ ]bath [ ]day [ ]belch [ ]flashback [ ]scotch and soda [ ]visit to the doctor [ ]bingo game.
(These directions are for PC users but will generally be the same for all types of computers and programs.)
Find a card that appeals to you visually on one of the many sites that offer greeting cards on the Internet. (Some suggested sites are listed below.)
Make sure you can edit words in the card. (Don't pick an "animated" one. They usually can't be altered.)
Delete the verse from the card and then return to this page and highlight the verse (above).
Right-click on the highlighted text and click "copy".
Return to the card and place the cursor where you want the verse to appear and click "paste". The text (from above) will then be transferred into your card.
Put a CAPITAL "X" in the brackets beside the words or phrases you want to use in your message.
Add your name and your friend's name.
Then send it or print it off.
Look at another funny Fathers Day Card here.
For another Father's Day card that you might like, click above.
Make your own card from your printer.
Return to more Greeting Cards by clicking above.
To find some other sites which might have a card for you if you haven't already found one, then go here. (You might want to bookmark this page first so you can get back here to your verse however.)