Funny Medicine

This funny medicine page is the result of me receiving several emails containing funny medical terms that I thought would make a good theme page on this site. (Maybe you'll agree.) 

It's impossible to know if someone's sense of humor is similar to yours without spending some time with them, of course, but I like to think that my humor is fairly broad and that probably you'll at least get a smile out of these definitions (below).

So, let's start off with this funny explanation of medical terms and then maybe I'll add more medical humor as it comes along.

The danger when doing something like this is that you may have heard of many of these humorous definitions before. The hope is that you will find some that you haven't seen before! (And if you have one that's not listed here - send it to me so I can add it in! You'll find a form below to do that.)

That will (hopefully) make your time spent on this page worthwhile.

Anyway, here they are. I hope you enjoy them. After all, a joke is a joke.


Funny Medicine Medical Terms:

Some Medical Things Are Funny

Artery - The study of paintings
Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria
Barium - What doctors do when patients die
Benign - What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section - A neighbourhood in Rome
Cat Scan - Searching for kitty
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her
Colic - A sheep dog
Coma - A punctuation mark
Dilate - To live long
Electile Dysfunction - The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President
Enema - Not a friend

Fester - Quicker than someone else
Fibula - A small lie
Impotent - Distinguished, well known
Labour Pain - Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff - A doctor's cane
Morbid - A higher offer
Nitrates - Rates of pay for working at night, (normally more money than days)
Node - I knew it
Outpatient - A person who has fainted
Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative - A letter carrier
Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery
Rectum - Nearly killed him
Secretion - Hiding something
Seizure - Roman emperor
Tablet - A small table
Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport
Tumour - One plus one more
Urine - Opposite of you're out

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Please note that the "What's New?" section below is updated whenever something I think is funny comes along, therefore some of these "New" blogs further down the page may already have been replaced by the time you click on them!

What's New?

  1. Sing Along To - Down By The Lazy River

    Sep 19, 20 12:00 AM

    An old Osmond Brothers song - you may not even know it! I like it because it's kind of "catchy". (Lyrics are included.)

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  2. Wow! What A Motorcycle

    Aug 20, 20 12:00 AM

    If you're a motorcycle enthusiast (or wannabe) here's one for you. 360 HP aircraft engine and rimless wheels.

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  3. Sing Along Song - Take It On The Run

    Aug 19, 20 12:00 AM

    This song was originally done by REO Speedwagon. Join me and my 12-string and sing it out. (Lyrics are included.) It's the first song on the page!

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  4. Something Else - A Rock And Roll Relic!

    Aug 03, 20 12:00 AM

    Here's a singalong song for you if you're old enough. This one was sung originally by Eddie Cochran. Join in.

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  5. Let Me Be There - A Singalong Song

    Jul 23, 20 12:00 AM

    My best Olivia Newton-John interpretation. Sing along to this oldie - "Let Me Be There". The lyrics are on the screen.

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